opalesent:

I want 0 responsibilities and a lot of lingerie

(via puqqueen)

if you’re very tall, you’re instantly more attractive

Tumblr is so boring

"I’m not high enough for this"

me literally all the time in every situation (via crookednose)

(via fucked-up-princesss)

aaron kaufman 10/10 would

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good gracious

(via overlyobsethed)

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I’ve been watching the same damn show for like an hour but I’m too lazy to get up and find the remote and I want more cigarettes but I don’t want to put on pants or drive